50 things to give the flick

IF YOU’VE EVER OPENED A DRAWER AND WONDERED WHY YOU’RE STILL HOLDING ONTO MYSTERY CABLES, LONE SOCKS, OR EXPIRED SPICES, IT’S TIME TO LET GO — HERE’S YOUR PERMISSION SLIP TO CLEAR THE CLUTTER FOR GOOD.

We all have that one drawer (or let’s be honest, an entire cupboard) full of things we might need one day — but spoiler alert: we won’t.

If you’re tired of dodging falling Tupperware or rummaging through mystery cables, it’s time for a de-clutter session.

Here are 50 things you can toss, guilt-free — your future self will thank you.

THE KITCHEN

Expired food in the pantry and fridge

Stained or cracked plastic containers

Mismatched lids with no containers

Chipped or broken mugs and plates

Old takeaway containers you never use

Excess water bottles and travel mugs

Worn-out tea towels

Spices and condiments past their use-by date

Scratched non-stick pans

Duplicates of kitchen gadgets you never use

THE BATHROOM

Expired medications and vitamins

Old or half-used beauty products

Worn-out loofahs and sponges

Dried-up nail polish

Empty or near-empty shampoo and conditioner bottles

Razors that have seen better days

Old toothbrushes

Perfumes or colognes you never wear

Travel-size toiletries you’ve collected but don’t use

Stretchy hair ties that have lost their stretch

THE BEDROOM

Clothes that no longer fit or suit your style

Socks with holes or missing pairs

Worn-out or flat pillows

Old or stained bedsheets

Jewellery you never wear

Shoes that hurt or are falling apart

Handbags or wallets you never use

Hats or scarves you haven’t worn in years

Broken sunglasses

Old receipts cluttering your bedside table

THE LIVING ROOM

Old magazines and newspapers

DVDs or CDs you never watch or play

Remote controls for devices you no longer own

Candles that have burned down to nothing

Throw blankets that no longer suit your style

Dead houseplants (let them go)

Knick-knacks collecting dust with no sentimental value

Random cables and chargers from unknown devices

Old board games with missing pieces

Books you won’t read again (donate or pass them on)

THE OFFICE OF JUNK DRAWER

Pens that don’t work

Scraps of paper with scribbled notes you don’t need

Broken staplers, hole punchers, or office supplies

Outdated calendars

Business cards you’ll never use

Expired warranties and manuals for things you no longer own

Mystery keys with no known lock

Dried-up glue sticks or tape that’s lost its stickiness

Old greeting cards (keep the sentimental ones, ditch the rest)

Random bits and pieces that don’t belong anywhere

So grab a bin bag, channel your inner de-cluttering guru, and start evicting the junk — because let’s be real, that tangled mess of mystery cables isn’t sparking any joy.