Spreading Christmas cheer one chuckle at a time.
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.
What is every parent’s favourite Christmas song? Silent Night!
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? “I’ll never part with it!”
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.
What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s workshop? A rebel without a Claus.
Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws.
What’s every elf’s favourite type of music? Wrap.
What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he’s always stuffed.